sex haver who can drive

galgorithm:

Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

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vblr-deactivated20220113:

i actually say “omg hiiiiiii” irl btw

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fairycosmos:

unfortunately multiple things can be true at once. it’s sick i know

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metamorphesque:

ALT

— Mary Oliver, The Pond

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plumslices:

If we don’t microdose delusion we won’t make it through this reality babe….

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mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

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huyandere:

barbie day

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estrogenesis-evangelion:

t-shirt front: MY DICK SMELLS LIKE PUSSY

t-shirt back: THIS IS MOSTLY BECAUSE OF HORMONAL CHANGES IN MY TRANS BODY BUT I DID ALSO RECENTLY FUCK YOUR MOM

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camembertlythere:

homunculus-argument:

“Quivering” is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you’re quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

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frawgs:

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